Sex is a lot like star trek, you go warp speeds, you detect tetryon particles, Worf is there
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell
(Source: wentzologist, via undeadunfed)
THAT character???? haha wow no they are definitely not my favorite *puts flowers in their hair* absolutely not what a complete nerd *wraps up in blankets* i dk who they even are tbh *viciously protects from everything awful ever* haha please stop looking at me